Yad-mitil al-joos bim as-sumoot?

It's a recurring MLPV stallion, simply named Yadalgeuse.
Of course, the star that i named him for is actually called Betelgeuse but that is due to a transliteration error.
He is an all-arounder baron out of Mareabia, with his look based off Twilight Sparkle, who has by now performed suicide.
Oh, and he's an uncle of two colt brothers, Polly and Cassie. (Pollux and Castor)

His augmentations:

Knows every tactic like the back of his hand.
Cares deeply for his compatriots and valets.
Looks for humour wherever he can find it.
Has a thing for architecture.

His faults:

Small and weak.
Classic jerk with a heart of gold.
Unable to haggle.
Scots often think he is swearing when he says "colts" to refer to, say, his nephews.
Exhibits hypocritical humour; laughs at others, but takes offense when he's the butt.
Has a history as a religious fundamentalist.